Driving Licence Renewals

[jonboy]

Definately worth trying, my friend, FT, has german plates on his british Vw passat, He was asked by a policyman at Manchester airport, "is that car german or british?" he replied, "german" he wasnt lying as they are manufactured in germany, the officer drove away. I am pretty sure the British policymen, who are notoriously bad at foreign languages, like most Brits, truly cant be bothered to try and trace the owner of a vehicle in Lithuania for example, for the sake of collecting £60.

[Veronica]

I am pretty sure the British policymen, who are notoriously bad at foreign languages

Not true. They are very good at it. They have their own Foreign Language, here are some examples:

"What's all this then"

"A likely story"

"Be that as it may"

"We can't do anyfin' 'cos you are not the victim"

"We can't do nuffin', 'cos we're playing Poker"

[jonboy]

[mOz]

[Veronica]

I've added some Annotations.

Well ... why not?

(Aplogies for the "Mr. Hallam" boo-boo ... which I corrected subsequently. "A Mistake is only an Error if it goes Uncorrected")

[Veronica]

Oh Shit! I forgot one! There's also:

"Right. Well. We'll see about this ..."

[jonboy]

thanks!