Greetings
(Name)
(Address)
(Postcode)
Notice to: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
at: Office of Prime Minister
10 Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA
(Date)
Ref: (make up your own ref number)
Notice: within the previous three days it has been brought to my attention that the website bearing: GOV.UK corporate logo, has on behalf of Department of Health & Social Care digitally published an open consultation document bearing the heading: Consultation document: changes to Human Medicine Regulations to support the rollout of COVID-19 vaccines and published twenty-eighth of August of this year; it is held that lack of response to this consultation document by the eighteenth day of this month of September constitutes informed and unconditional consent of the intended offeree and whereas it is my understanding that that which is termed within the content of said document as: UK Government, the various-man-and-woman both comprising which and not actively opposed to the proposals expressed in said document being hereafter referred to as: the unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers, is in fact corporations-various involved with if not operating in a bankruptcy falsely foisted upon the peoples-of-the-four-nations ('the people') and that said document, the content of which being hereafter referred to as: the offer, is taken as notification of commercial offer made by the various-man-and-woman-of-unchecked-desire-in-the-guise-of-corporations which do comprise the stakeholders alluded to in the offer and whom are hereafter referred to as: the unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers, via agency of the unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers and the following is notice to any and all of the unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers and the unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers as to my understanding of the offer they do make and/or convey and also my conditions as to acceptance of the offer: it is my understanding that the offer is being made to the people, of which i am one, by various-man-and-woman-of-unchecked-desire-in-the-guise-of-corporations, and that the offer does comprise of the opportunity for the people to waive all access to remedy/recourse and other legal protections now afforded against the unchecked-desire of the various unscrupulous/unethical man-and-woman-in-guise-of-corporation, in order to participate in a massive experiment/gamble to determine the efficacy of various new illegally-produced/unlicensed bio-chemical-concoctions referred to as: new-vaccines-tests-and-drugs ('the novel product'), and get to enjoy the alleged-benefit of the novel product phenomenally quickly and by force and/or social and/or economic co-ercion if necessary rather than have the novel product tested on the smaller, safer, cheaper and less potentially-disastrous scale which conventional wisdom, morality, and various hard-won-treaties-and-legislation presently dictate, and it is my further understanding that the unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers and the unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers stand to make obscene amounts of profit from this human-experimentation-on-a-scale-never-before-seen of an unproven and potentially life-threatening product paid for from the common-wealth of the people and marketed by a mass-media-manufactured frenzy-of-fear directed at ignorant people long-entrained to trust in the various-man-and-woman who speak from devices apparently designed solely for entertainment yet so easily abused to inspire terror in the gullible whilst there are everyday people being fined and imprisoned for producing selling indulging in cannabis an unlicensed but safe and organic plant-matter pledged to us by the-creator-of-all-things, and good people like Lyn Thyer and David Noakes, creators and suppliers of the incredibly effective/safe but unlicensed GcMaF product are forcibly extradited to languish in truly-awful French prisons by the same unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers who now seemingly propose to encourage the rich-and-influential unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers to produce and potentially force upon the people a similarly-unlicensed yet unproven inadequately-tested and potentially deadly novel product which is nothing short of experimentation on human subjects, and the unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers and the rich-and-influential unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers should know that the subjects of such experimentation must be informed of the potential risks of participation in order to give valid consent and that the same consent may be withdrawn at any time without fear of discrimination as is stated within legislation and various international treaties and covenants eg U.D.H.R., I.C.E.S.C.R., I.C.C.P.R. and the fact that one may be merely following and/or seeking orders would not seem to be an effective legal defence under those various treaties and covenants, in fact it would seem unlikely that it is even possible to obtain licence and/or insurance to cover such overtly unlawful activity i.e. to compel an unwilling subject to suffer medical experimentation, especially based on unfounded claims and especially for corporate profit, therefore in my own self-interest and in my responsibility to the health and safety of my family friends and loved ones I must express concern at the potential for harm to same via the novel product and in due diligence considering the offer received I must and hereby do attach certain conditions to my acceptance of the offer the satisfaction by action of either of which conditions by all parties to the offer does constitute and confirm my agreement to willingly perform in acceptance of the offer whilst lack of meaningful response on the parts of the as-yet-unspecified-unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers and the known unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers does by presumption constitute agreement that my understandings stated herein are correct and whilst either of my conditions may be considered a high price neither are unreasonable when one's health and safety is generally considered to be invaluable, I also consider my liability to the health and safety of my family friends and loved ones to be incalculable and if there is to be no official protection/consideration to my/their health and safety then it is my duty to ensure said health and safety via negotiation and/or bargain if need be and so, as first condition I require a man or woman of competence and authority from each unlicensed/illegal-drug-producer who would produce the novel product for sale and also from the unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers who do intend to promote and enable the unlicensed supply of the novel product via legislative amendments, all under penalty of perjury to accept personal and commercial responsibility accountability liability in the form of their sworn affidavits stating categorically that their apparently-unsubstantiated claim that COVID-19 is the biggest threat this country has faced in peacetime history is truth and fact and that use of the novel product as proposed in the offer made by the unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers and conveyed via agency of the unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers will not cause harm to me, myself and I, and in exchange for the consideration of such assurance and the personal and bond details of all of said man or woman who do claim that the novel product will not cause effects that are in any way detrimental to my health and wellbeing I entrust to the as-yet-unspecified-unlicensed/illegal-drug-producers and the known unlicensed/illegal-drug-pushers my health and safety in regard to the novel product and its application, and binding agreement of all parties to this condition is evidenced by performance in production of the affidavits and required details and by my participation in the medical experiment that does comprise the offer; and: as an alternative condition I do accept the offer and I do agree to participate in the proposed medical experiment under contract as a fully informed participant accepting all risk to my health and safety for a fee of fifty million British pounds sterling to be paid by each and all of those man-and-woman who do make and/or convey the offer to myself, to be paid to an account of my choosing and prior to, and/or within thirty days of, application of the novel product to my self and binding agreement on all parties to this condition is evidenced both by application of the novel product without the required prior performance in production of the affidavits and required details as previously specified and by my participation in the medical experiment that does comprise the offer; any questions or additional proposals regarding the offer and my conditional acceptance to same should be sent to the above address in timely manner, if such is not received in timely manner then we are in full agreement and require only performance of the parties to seal the deal, I look forward to your reply,
(Signature),
(Printed name),
(date),
All rights reserved.
1) Put your name and address at top of page in place of the bracketed items. The addresses should be aligned as shown and in the centre of the page (as should the signature section at bottom page).
2) Remove the bracketed items at bottom of page, replace (Printed name) by typing your name, remove (signature) and leave the space blank for your signature.
3) Bind your document pages with small dabs of superglue at extreme-left of page (obvious, i know - but...)
4) Stick a postage stamp to top-right of first page, autograph the stamp like so:
:John-henry:Doe. (Obviously use your own name...)
...in print, not cursive, and at this kind of angle: / , across the stamp and then colour the thumb of your right hand with blue ink (felt-tip might work) and place your thumb-print to the bottom-right of the stamp so it covers a bit of your autograph, a bit of the stamp and a bit of the document. Do the same at the very bottom of the reverse side of the last page of the document, either in the middle or to bottom-right. If you splash out on special-delivery then put the number at the top of the first page.
5) Number the bottom-centre of each page like so: page 1 of 4, page 2 of 4 etc. Don't forget to make colour copies of finished article (captures blue ink of autograph and thumb-print).
6) Send them asap via posh-post (special delivery, about £7 each i think) if you got the dough, or at least recorded delivery. Ask for a receipt for each one you send and take good care of them.
7) Check the post office website to make sure of delivery and get a screenshot and print-out.
9) Wait for response...
In addition to (or instead of, if resources don't allow for mailing) mailing it you can fill in your details and then copy-and-paste to the comment section at this link:
https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/distributing-vaccines-and-treatments-for-covid-19-and-flu/consultation-document-changes-to-human-medicine-regulations-to-support-the-rollout-of-covid-19-vaccines...which is the document this notice does address..
Cheers!