Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby Veronica » Mon May 31, 2010 1:38 pm

Of course, the other point is that - on the basis that a Summons is the same thing as an Invitation - one could word it as "Summons" at the top.
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby no_ta » Mon May 31, 2010 8:35 pm

As we get a lot of obscure tree shakers ringing at our place of toil, asking for the honourable MD, we could use this to bugger em off. I don't mind a business call which is straight to the point, but I really hate those who lie to try and speak to me.
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby IamallthatIam » Mon May 31, 2010 8:48 pm

most excellent idea !! Love the CRB check - me having 4 kids at home, i would have to make that compulsory lol, and just to piss them off, along with " have you ever been included in a register for sex offenders. i would want to know everything, blood group, shoe size, what they want for christmas, time they last changed their underpants ,everything - well they do it to us !!!! :giggle:
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby Veronica » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:08 am

IamallthatIam wrote: me having 4 kids at home, ...

Five.

(Sorry Si ... couldn't resist)
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby Veronica » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:19 am

(Slightly off Topic ... but what the hell)

Asking personal questions reminds me of a US Radio Quiz Show involving couples. Where one of the couple has to answer 3 personal questions about their relationship … and then the other is rung up, and asked the same 3 questions. If all questions are answered the same, then the couple wins a holiday.

Husband (on the show) is asked “When did you last make love to your wife?”. He says “This morning”. Then asked “Where did you do it?”. He says “Well, my parents are staying with us, so we did it downstairs, in the kitchen”.

The wife is then called and asked the same questions over the phone. She answers “This morning” to the first question.

To the question “Where did you do it?” she answers “Up the ass”.

North America went quiet for about 20 minutes.
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby IamallthatIam » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:29 am

Veronica wrote:
IamallthatIam wrote: me having 4 kids at home, ...

Five.

(Sorry Si ... couldn't resist)

Well...yeah....fair point!

Veronica wrote:
The wife is then called and asked the same questions over the phone. She answers .......


LMFAO....... i was waiting for something along the lines of ... "20 minutes ago with the farm hand in the cowshed" or something similar.... :clap:
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby Prajna » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:32 am

Classic :clap:
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby emerald city » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:50 am

To: all

A N D .............. what about adding this :

"if your questions are relating to information that could benefit your business profits, customer surveys etc. Please NOTE that for this research information to be given to your company to enhance it's profits and data bank, I charge £50 per query answered. If this is acceptable, please tick below " .....................

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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby Phil: C » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:57 am

If your aim is just to see them off as quickly as possible I really don't see the need to waste time with a written questionnaire - just ask some of the questions verbally, or simply politely decline. If your objective is to cause mischief and have some fun however ...
But they are human beings, so I personally wouldn't take it too far.
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Re: Questionnaire For Irritating Doorstep Callers

Postby father jack » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:27 pm

Here my version, all comment's welcome :grin:

Notice of request for proof of Identification

Please read the following notice thoroughly and carefully before responding. It is a notice. It informs you. It means what it says.
You have called here today in order to discuss a matter. Prior to establishing grounds for any discussion I need to provide myself with the necessary security before disclosing any of my private details to you. Therefore before any discussion between us can take place I need to establish that you are who you claim to be. I need conclusive proof of your Identity. Please complete and hand back this brief questionnaire. If you cannot provide the information required, I will take the assumption that you are not who you say you are and must decline to speak with you on this occasion. I reserve all my rights not to be bound by any contracts revealed or unrevealed.
1. What is your full name?
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2. What is your current address?
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3. What is your date of birth?
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4. What is your personal mobile and home telephone numbers?
Mobile No. _____________________________________
Home No. ______________________________________
5. What is the name of the company you represent?
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6. What is the trading address of the company you represent?
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7. What is the telephone number of the company you represent?
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8. What is your title within the company you represent?
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9. What is your company ID number?
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10. What is the name of your immediate supervisor?
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11. What is the telephone number of your immediate supervisor?
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12. Do you have a current CRB? Yes/No (delete as appropriate)

13. Can you provide a Data Protection Registration Certificate? Yes/No (delete as appropriate)

14. Do you have proof that I gave you authority over me? Yes/ No (delete as appropriate)

Please submit documented proof of above i.e. passport, driving licence, birth certificate, utility bill, company ID etc. All submitted documents will be photo copied and used to substantiate who you claim to be.
You will also need to provide proof of a valid signed contract between you and I, should you wish to discuss any matter pertaining to licences, fees, debts, charges, or any other matter concerning a 3rd party.
An administration/processing charge of £50 per hour, whole or part thereof, is applicable.


If you knowingly supply false information you may be liable to legal action.
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I have filled in this questionnaire fully and accurately, as far as I know.
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