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Re: Driving Licence Renewals

Postby jonboy » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:17 pm

Definately worth trying, my friend, FT, has german plates on his british Vw passat, He was asked by a policyman at Manchester airport, "is that car german or british?" he replied, "german" he wasnt lying as they are manufactured in germany, the officer drove away. I am pretty sure the British policymen, who are notoriously bad at foreign languages, like most Brits, truly cant be bothered to try and trace the owner of a vehicle in Lithuania for example, for the sake of collecting £60.
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Re: Driving Licence Renewals

Postby Veronica » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:34 pm

jonboy wrote:I am pretty sure the British policymen, who are notoriously bad at foreign languages


Not true. They are very good at it. They have their own Foreign Language, here are some examples:

"What's all this then"

"A likely story"

"Be that as it may"

"We can't do anyfin' 'cos you are not the victim"

"We can't do nuffin', 'cos we're playing Poker"

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Re: Driving Licence Renewals

Postby jonboy » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:47 pm

:lol:
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Re: Driving Licence Renewals

Postby mOz » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:00 am

:lol: :mrgreen: :lol:
They said "The world may end in 2012''
They said " The NWO has a depopulation agenda"
I said "Pigs may fly"
Then swine flu...........

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Re: Driving Licence Renewals

Postby Veronica » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:54 pm

I've added some Annotations.

Well ... why not?

(Aplogies for the "Mr. Hallam" boo-boo ... which I corrected subsequently. "A Mistake is only an Error if it goes Uncorrected")
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Re: Driving Licence Renewals

Postby Veronica » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:19 pm

Oh Shit! I forgot one! There's also:

"Right. Well. We'll see about this ..."
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Re: Driving Licence Renewals

Postby jonboy » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:40 pm

thanks! ;)
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