My 13 year old son, ryan, has just presented me with his homework.
It starts with a question.
If God exists, why does he let bad things happen?
This piece of work gives you the opportunity to show your understanding of a difficult philosophical problem, the problem of suffering.
Your task.
God has agreed to be interviewed on the newsnight programme, the interview should be all about the existance of suffering in the world and the reasons why many theists have a problem with it and the reasons god has for letting it happen.
Dont forget, as the interviewer, you need to really challenge God and his answers.
For me, the question may as well be,
If santa exists, why dont all the children get presents?
So, lets see what enlightened homework we can return ryan back to school with

You really couldnt make this shyte up could you, my first answer to ryan was, does he exist in the first place in order to be on the programme, if not, homework done.